Oh, dear...

[ It really is hard not to laugh. She's so precocious that it really is quite funny! ]

Well, I suppose I cannot disagree. They would be rather hard to find here, I imagine, so practicality may win out. Though do take care! Older men are not so considerate of a lady's virtue. If you ever have a problem with a young man being untoward, do let me know.

[ he'll get his shotgun ]